Million Dollar Girl: Trina, Diddy & Keri

What better way to star a video than with Keri Hilson practically making love to the microphone? Is it just me or has this chick gotten sexier since comin in the game? Either way, it is Trina's video so let's talk about her a bit. The Million Dollar girl herself does look fab with lots of outfit changes and her makeup on point.
Not sure if some of the effects look like they're worth a million (check out the casino scene), but it's a recession so Trina gets a pass

This Probably Wasn't a Wise Choice...

With comedians and critics alike going in on Gabourey Sidibe for different reasons (some to be cruel, some because they're actually concerned), this outfit probably wasn't the best choice. Personally, I really think Gabby should take the advice of those who care for her well-being and change her lifestyle. Living this way isn't healthy for anyone, be it a Hollywood actress or the girl next door. All the best to her.

James Brown Body - Lost and Found

Soooo apparently James Brown's body had gone missing from a crypt inside his daughter's house. Brown, known as the Godfather of Soul, was put in the temporary crypt at daughter Deanna’s South Carolina home while plans for a public mausoleum are finalised. But illegitimate daughter, 48-year-old LaRhonda Pettit, insisted his remains had been moved to prevent her carrying out an autopsy to discover his true cause of death. LaRhonda claims he may have been killed by people trying to get their hands on his money.
However, it turns out his OTHER daughter had the body in her own crypt! Even the police have said they don’t buy Pettit’s claim. “I have not heard that. I would expect we would have knowledge of such a thing,” said a spokesperson from the Aiken County Sheriff’s Office. Naturally, if this were true, Pettit should have gone to the police rather than a newspaper. “This would be a criminal offense,” Reid said. “If this was the case, she would need to talk to police.”

Lloyd Banks (ft. Juelz): Beamer, Benz or Bentley

All the hip-hop heads, this one's for you. Lloyd Banks has released a video to his street smash "Beamer, Benz, or Bentley". The video features cars, chicks and crew love....the 3 C's of any hood hip-hop video. Meh, not much else to say.
P.S. Was Juelz always this animated or is he taking notes from Nicki Minaj?

Telephone: Lady GaGa & Beyonce

Oh dear, where do I start? Video starts out with GaGa getting arrested, stripped (at which point the guard says to the other guard, "I told you she didn't have a dick"). Then GaGa makes out with an, um, masculine female in the courtyard of the prison and 3 minutes into the video the song finally starts.
I forgot I was watchin a music video by this point, to be honest. After some binki-clad dancing, some very obvious product placements, enter Beyonce and Tyrese (I know, random). *sigh* Bey, just stick to singing. Oh, GaGa and Beyonce are supposed to be lesbians or Thelma and Louise or whatever. The whole thing is too random for me. That is all.
P.S. Yes Lady GaGa, we noticed you covering your eye. We get it. Now Beyonce doing ish with the one eye too though? SMH.

Monica Confirms Split from Rocko

Monica took to Twitter yesterday to reveal some sad news. Her and her children's father/rapper, Rocko, have ended their long-term relationship. Although Monica didn't reveal the reason, apparently Rocko cheated. Monica also says they will keep the details “personal” while keeping the kids first. Her statement:

Thank u everyone for all the love your sending. @Rocko4Realis a great father and we will continue to love and parent our children. The Rest is a private matter between @Rocko4Real and I. He is a good person. We all make mistakes. Even separated we will always be family. I say thank u again to u all. And as I live and learn I grow. Don’t feel sorry for me just pray for me. Gods got it. Have a great day.

Trying to Stay Relevant: Stacey Dash Edition

Stacey Dash has been attention whoring her 43-year-old self out lately everywhere from King magazine to Playboy. The latest news on the actress was that she had started dating Jamie Foxx.
Well, now the reason for all the, um, self-promotion may have been revealed. Apparently Dash is getting her own reality TV show. And she'll reveal all the details on the Wendy Williams Show today. Apparently the series is set to follow her life as a recently-divorced, single woman. Oh, and Dash will also address the relationship rumours about her and Jamie. She gets all giggly about how they're friends but then says that when the car service stopped to pick him up for their Oscar date it was like a first real date.
What's that stink? A publicity stunt.

Photos: Playboy

Jay-Z Hopes to Strike Gold

Is it just me or does Jay-Z look all types of handsome in these photos? *swoooon*. I've also never seen Jigga smile this much in my life. Either way, Jay-Z and his wife Beyonce were both at the groundbreaking ceremony at Atlantic Yards yesterday. The property will be the new home of of Barclays Center, which will house the New Jersey Nets (to be renamed "Brooklyn Nets"). Jay-Z is one of the owners of the team. Big tings agwan for Illuminati Hov. I kid, I kid.