Toilet Humour....

Recently Diddy started a Vodka war when he declared, "If you're not drinking Ciroc, you're drinking pee pee." Major vodka companies are firing back. Yesterday Martin Silver, the owner of Georgi, sent over a toilet filled with bottles of Ciroc to Diddy's offices. The plan to enter the building with the...er...gift, was thwarted by Diddy’s security, who looked like a FOI guys (google it kids). Diddy's people did, however, throw toilet paper out one of the office windows. Check the hilarity below.

Judge Questions Keyshia Cole's Literary

Soooo not only was Keyshia Cole made to pay $160,000 in damages to a promote, the judge also questioned her literacy. Read the very harsh words of the judge, as reported by TMZ.

Keyshia Cole was ripped apart by a judge in New Jersey yesterday — a judge who called the singer’s testimony “nonsensical” and then questioned her literacy. Cole — a platinum-selling artist — was being sued by an event promoter who claims she blew off an appearance in 2006 after he paid her $15,000 up front. The judge not only ruled against Cole, but she blasted the singer in her written opinion, saying Cole’s testimony was “confused and at times nonsensical.”
But the judge’s biggest shot: Cole appeared so reluctant to read certain documents while testifying, “that it appears at times that she was not literate.” Eventually, the judge realized Cole was literate — when Cole managed to read documents that she thought helped her case. Ultimately, Cole was ordered to fork over nearly $160k in damages.

Page Vs Drake...What's Beef??

Let the beef begin. The screw face capital of the world (Toronto) is at it again. A rapper can't get no shine without haters coming at him or her. This is could get ugly because both Big Page (a local Toronto rapper who originally did the song "I'm Still Fly) and Drake apparently know personal stuff on each other. One of those things is that apparently Drake pressed charges against someone who robbed him last year. Big Page posted the apparent court documents on his Twitter yesterday....

He followed the TwitPic with these tweet:

DRAKE is a snitch ass ni*ga.... Him and all his boys... How u gonna rep toronto on a big scale and be a snitch at the same time???

And yes call me a hater .... Cuz fucking HATE that dude.... Let it be known

I'm on the beach trying to enjoy myself... Then I hear drake pulled some stunts lastnight on my brother last night... That ni*ga is OVER

That n*gga is a straight up snake... How do u go from asking my me For loans and asking me to borrow my chain... To try and get me jumped

If you ask me, those are some pretty serious allegations being thrown around. Drake's producer Boi-1da tweeted some ambiguous tweets that SEEMED directed at the situation. But you can never be sure....here's what he had to say....

LOL @ Disgruntled "whack" toronto rappers looking for attention.

#LOLat rappers that beg for beats for beats but can't pay for them, and act like they got money when another man buys all your things lol

#LOLat rappers getting managers to write their verses for them.

Rick James....Bisssssh!

Now ya'll know we can't deny the neo-soul queen that is Erykah Badu. But we sure as hell can ask, "WHAT THE HELL WAS SHE THINKING WITH THIS GET-UP???" The hair, the beads in the hair, the sunglasses. Did I mention, the hair??? It's all leading us to believe that she was channelling the one, the only....RICCCCCKKKKK JAMES (bitch).! LoL.

T.I. Is a Free Man

After serving his time, T.I. is finally a free man. Today, the rapper completed his jail sentence, of which he spent 23 days in a haflway house in Atlanta. However, there are a few conditions to his freedom. He will now be placed on 23 days of supervised release that consists of:
1) 11 pm curfew
2) 400 community service hours
2) 3 years of probation.

Does that mean no T.I. appearances in Canada any time soon?? Booooooo

Ludacris, Trina, Diamond, Eve, Nicki: My Chick Bad

Luda's bad chicks were out in full force for the remix to the original. Eve, Diamond, Nicki Minaj and Trina were all present for the remix video and each of them is bad in her own right. The concept isn't crazy but each lady gets her moment to shine and there's a few celeb cameos sprinkled in.

The Original Bad Bish is Baaaack

Aside from going through baby mama drama with Nas, Kelis is still that bish. She's dropping her video for the song "Acapella" on March 29, but until then you can feast your eyes on this preview! The video looks siiiiiiick. There's a bit of a tribal theme and dope imagery.





Video via SoundHustle

Usher & Nicki Minaj: Lil Freak

LOL...why did the beginning of this video remind me of Dirty Dancing when Baby first discovers that little hole in the wall where all that grindin and ish goes down? Except they're *gasp* gambling and drinking? Why does homegirl look so scared??
The dancers in the video go in though. Overall, it's cool.