Camera Whores Add "Authors" To Resume

As if whoring it out for the cameras on a regular basis wasn't enough, now Heidi and Spenser, of The Hills reality TV fame, are adding authors to their totally random resume. The two are releasing a book called How to be Famous: Our Guide to Looking the Part, Playing the Press and Becoming a Tabloid Fixture. We wish we could say we were joking. The book will details how to "Play the Villian" or "Play the Bombshell", among other topics.