Thursday, January 14, 2010

Jordan Offers Elin His...err...Shoulder

Word in the online world is that Michael Jordan has betrayed Tiger Woods. Sources are buzzing that the basketball great has always respected and cared for Tiger’s wife Elin Nordegren, and it’s killing him to see her in so much pain. Accordingly, Elin’s pals are pushing her to have Michael tell her everything he knows about Tiger’s cheating. And with the Woods-Nordegren marriage shattered, Jordan got word to 30-year-old Elin though friends that he’s there if she needs him, insiders say.
While Jordan’s reps deny the story, an insider divulged, “Right after Tiger crashed his car, Michael reached out to Elin, offering her a shoulder to cry on.”
Mmhmmm we see you Mike, you sly dog you! Shoulder to cry on = code for "I wanna get in your pants!"

Source: National Inquirer

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