Papa Knowles, You ARE the Father

Well, I feel like Maury tearing open that yellow envelope and announcing, "The results are in...when it comes to Baby Nixon, Matthew...you ARE the father". Beyonce would burst into tears, Solange would just stare in disbelief and Tina would storm off-set while Matthew just sat there like, "Ah, fuck." Seriously though, according to TMZ, the DNA results do show that Matthew Knowles fathered the child of Alexsandra Wright. Matthew has been paying $8,200 a month in temporary child support. That number is gonna go through the roof just now.