Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Prisoners Want a Piece of Lindsay Lohan?!

According to the NY Post, Lindsay Lohan has good reason to be terrified to serve her 90 days behind bars. The newspaper is reporting that "lesbian gangs" are ready to have their way with Lilo. Eeeeks.
According to Tamara Haley, a 38-year-old currently at Lynwood doing time for heroin possession and prostitution, Lindsay can expect quite the reception when she arrives at the bing: “Everyone will want a piece of her. It will make them famous if they hurt Lindsay Lohan. Or if you get her to cry, the whole ward will laugh and people will love it — even the guards.”
Speaking of satisfaction, Haley warns that lesbian gangs are always on the lookout for fresh fish and Lindsay is liable to end up somebody’s prison b*tch if she’s not careful: “The gay inmates wear their shirts inside out to let others know they are available. So if Lindsay doesn’t want someone to grab her ass she’d better keep her shirt on straight. Women grab each other like animals when the guards aren’t looking. It’s disgusting.”
Lindsay may not have to serve more than 23 days of her 90 day sentence due to jail overcrowding, and because of her celebrity status she’s likely to be held in the segregation unit for her own safety.
Haley added: “She’ll be segregated from the general population but where she’s going it is even worse. It’s the wing where the murderers are. I don’t think they will actually be able to get to her, but you never know. At the very least some of those hardcases will try to scare her. They’ll scream stuff to her from their cells. I’ve been in segregation and it was rough. The lights are on the whole time. You hear people screaming all night long. The cells are filthy and kept brutally cold. You get one tiny blanket and that’s it. There’s an infection going around now. You can barely sleep at night from all the coughing. And there are girls with body lice.”

W-O-W-Z-E-R-S!!!!! That is all.


  1. i HOPE this is helps Lilo in the end!!!!!

  2. That picture is priceless

  3. yes, that pic says 'don't drink, and smoke, and do drugs, and over-tan'!