Prisoners Want a Piece of Lindsay Lohan?!

According to the NY Post, Lindsay Lohan has good reason to be terrified to serve her 90 days behind bars. The newspaper is reporting that "lesbian gangs" are ready to have their way with Lilo. Eeeeks.

According to Tamara Haley, a 38-year-old currently at Lynwood doing time for heroin possession and prostitution, Lindsay can expect quite the reception when she arrives at the bing: “Everyone will want a piece of her. It will make them famous if they hurt Lindsay Lohan. Or if you get her to cry, the whole ward will laugh and people will love it — even the guards.”
Speaking of satisfaction, Haley warns that lesbian gangs are always on the lookout for fresh fish and Lindsay is liable to end up somebody’s prison b*tch if she’s not careful: “The gay inmates wear their shirts inside out to let others know they are available. So if Lindsay doesn’t want someone to grab her ass she’d better keep her shirt on straight. Women grab each other like animals when the guards aren’t looking. It’s disgusting.”
Lindsay may not have to serve more than 23 days of her 90 day sentence due to jail overcrowding, and because of her celebrity status she’s likely to be held in the segregation unit for her own safety.
Haley added: “She’ll be segregated from the general population but where she’s going it is even worse. It’s the wing where the murderers are. I don’t think they will actually be able to get to her, but you never know. At the very least some of those hardcases will try to scare her. They’ll scream stuff to her from their cells. I’ve been in segregation and it was rough. The lights are on the whole time. You hear people screaming all night long. The cells are filthy and kept brutally cold. You get one tiny blanket and that’s it. There’s an infection going around now. You can barely sleep at night from all the coughing. And there are girls with body lice.”

W-O-W-Z-E-R-S!!!!! That is all.

Christina Milian & The-Dream Have BEEN Separated?

Yesterday the Internet was ablaze with photos of The-Dream happily frolicking with his assistant on the beach after flat-out denials that anything was wrong between him and Christina Milian. Well, hours later a statement was released by The-Dream's people that him and his baby mom's have actually been separated...SINCE THE BEGINNING OF THE YEAR! Here's how it reads:

Terius 'The-Dream' Nash is saddened to announce that his marriage to Christina Milian was unsuccessful. The couple reached this decision in late 2009, but decided to keep the news private in efforts to protect their baby daughter Violet. They ask for consideration and respect for their family moving forward.

Well, this wouldn't be strange, except that just a few weeks ago Christina tweeted this:

Hmmm now why would she be doing that? Is this "break-up" for album sales? Is she still just friends with him? I dunno but it's kinda fishy. Christina should've gotten out when The-Dream wore knee-high socks for their wedding photos. SMH.

A-Game: Airplanes

In May, we showed you some behind-the-scenes images from Toronto rap duo A-Game's video shoot for "Airplanes". Well, now here's the video.
The dance-friendly record was produced by T-Minus and the video was directed by Aaron A (whose resume including directing for Nelly Furtado and Down with Webster, among others. Filmed at an airport hanger and other Tdot spots, the video features airplanes, cars, shots of the city and, of course, some sexy chicks. Did I mention there's a super cute dance? Well, there is. Watch some Tdot dancers show em how to do the Airplane!

A-Game – “Airplanes” from Ro'Shine on Vimeo.

Jeff Chery: They Get Around

We told you about hip-hop artist Jeff Chery as few times in the past. Last time, Jeff was dropping his mix-album "Going Against the Grain", now he's getting ready to release his next project, titled "The Transition" on August 29. One of the records on that album will be "They Get Around." It's the tale of what two bothers go through over a young lady, and the consequences they face afterwards.
Jeff claims that people think "money is the root of all evil" but he disagrees. According to him, however, it's women. His reasoning? "In the world we live in now, more people are dying and fighting over women than money". Not sure if I agree but it's still a dope record. Enjoy.
By the way, Sam Sneed on production.

Hey Dream, That's NOT Christina...

Hmph....I don't even know where to start. As you know, there have been A LOT of rumours that The-Dream and Christina Milian, who gave birth to their daughter 5 months ago were on the verge of splitting. Those rumours were then denied.
But I guess these photos of The-Dream happily frolicking on the beach with a woman who turned out to be his assistant, Melissa Marie, are enough confirmation. According to Internet reports Ms. Marie is known for ummm getting around a little bit. It's always the assistant or the secretary isn't it? (see post below).
Damn shame. We hope Christina does the right thing and gets rid of this loser, if she hasn't already. The-Dream is officially a punk in my eyes. Yeah, I said it. Can't respect any man who treats the mother of his child like that. If you're a public figure, release a statement and do as you please because, whether you like it or not, you're in a fish bowl and eyes are on you at all times. Have some respect.

Halle's Bisexual Lover?

*le sigh* According to some websites, Halle Berry walking down the street and linking arms with her personal assistant is an indication that they're lesbian lovers. Are you serious? I link arms with my friends sometimes. One site went as far as to report that they were whispering "sweet nothings" into each other's ears. Really? That's what you're gonna go with? Anyways, there have been rumours for years that Halle is bisexual. Whatever. Power to her if she is.

Lala & Carmelo's Wedding Bells...

Lala Vazquez is finally more than just a basketball girlfriend...she's a basketball wife! Yaaaay. Carmelo Anthony and Lala tied the knot this weekend in New York City. A lot of celebs were present for the ceremony and it was taped for an upcoming VH1 reality series. I am not surprised. Either way, they look fab and very happy together.

Rick Ross (ft. Styles P): B.M.F

You know for the most part, Rick Ross videos are productions. B.M.F (Blowing Money Fast) is no different. Ricky and his goons (or comrades as he calls them) chill in the hood talking about the good life. There's also a lot of showing off of diamonds and thangs. Then Ricky joins Styles P cruising around NYC in style and there's some cameos...of course.
P.S. Being the dork I am...I googled Big Meech and Larry Hoover. HAHAHA....they were both gangsters, if you're curious. Big Meech founded the Black Mafia Family and Larry Hoover is the leader of the Gangster's Disciple gang, although he's been in jail since 1973. Interesting.